Because I was bored and didn't want to study for physics, here's a little something to entertain you. You can get the original, Japanese-language scan or the translated, English-language one. Erin-sensei, I hope that my translation was acceptable.

Notes: Yes, that is Yuki holding the phone and looking dumbfounded/disgusted. Shuuichi has incredible lung capacity; after all, he is a singer.